I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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