I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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