I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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