question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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