People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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