school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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