It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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