OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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