i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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