he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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