Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
this will be a night to untag.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.