But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.