dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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