Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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