biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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