What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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