Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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