There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Someone shattered a urinal.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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