so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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