I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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