I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
