i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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