All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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