i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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