i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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