What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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