ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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