I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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