Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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