No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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