I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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