i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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