Your dad touched me again.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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