Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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