But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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