Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I enjoy the company of your penis
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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