First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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