were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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