"it" just moved
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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