yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize