so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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