That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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