Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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