so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
did you just send me my own nude
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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