Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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