Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Everyone says I win the strip club
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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