Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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