Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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