how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
