everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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