Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I love you. Go after that dick
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
