How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
babies were throwing up all over the place
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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