my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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