I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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