life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's shark week go big or go home
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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