How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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